obelixtim

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  1. Surprised that one of the judges dissented with the opinion. A Trumper, no doubt. If an area is restricted, you don't have to know why, or be told the reason. Especially if it is signposted. Any grade school student will know that.
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  3. Never argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level, and beat you with experience....
  4. The CIA also set the stage for Iran by putting the corrupt Shah in power back in the day. Overthrowing the democratic will of the people.
  5. Superman and Batman are at the pub, and are taking bets against each other, pool, darts, cards, horse racing, chugging beer etc etc etc....and finally, they run out of things to bet on, and are about even on win/loss ratio. To break the deadlock, Superman says: "I bet you a beer I can fly around the world in less than a minute". Batman: "You're on". So they go into the carpark, and Batman gives him the countdown: " Ready, set, Go!!!" And in the blink of an eye, Superman is gone. Batman waits with his batwatch...."10 seconds....20..... 30..... 40...... 50........60....". No Superman. At 1 minute 10 seconds, Superman, arrives. Batman: " I win, you owe me a beer, but what kept you?" Superman: "Well,I was doing fine, way ahead of schedule, and, passing over Hawaii, I see with my telescopic vision, lying on the beach, sunbathing, Wonder woman, completely naked with her legs apart. I've always fancied Wonder Woman, so ahead of schedule, I thought I'd swoop down and give her a quickie" "Jeez Superman, I bet she was surprised". "Yeah she was, but not half as surprised as the Invisible Man..."
  6. Musk is an odious creep. His idea of a "joke" is extremely dangerous. You can expect some loon to have a go at Harris or Walz. He knows exactly what can happen, which is why he thought twice and deleted his post.
  7. How many people died on his watch due to his stupidity and ignorance when the pandemic was in full flow? He richly deserves any harm that comes his way. More so than any other person on the planet.
  8. He's going to come up against someone with military training who will not make the mistakes these amateur assassins are making, and they will get him, secret service or not. He's put the target on his own back, with his hateful rhetoric and dog whistles. All it will take is someone with determination, and nothing to lose (like a terminal illness).
  9. That will raise the IQ level in both countries....
  10. That is exactly the kind of legislation existing in most civilized countries. In NZ even hand guns are illegal. Semi autos are rare, and have limited capacity magazines. Guns and ammunition must be kept in separate, secure locations.
  11. Only a fact of life in the US. No other civilized country has to deal with this crap.
  12. Its official. The USA, is populated by imbeciles and morons. In what world does a father buy his 14 year old son an AR15 as a present, AFTER the FBI has already visited the home, with regard to on line threats to shoot up a school, emanating from that address. 4 people die at the hands of the 14 year old at the school. The father needs to be charged with 4 counts of murder. Utter madness.
  13. A guy goes into a bar in London, and approaches two enormously large ladies, and says: "Excuse me, are you two ladies from Scotland?" "Wales, Wales", they screeched. "Oh, I'm sorry, are you two whales from Scotland?" Then everything went black....
  14. When I die, I'd like to go like Granddad, peacefully in my sleep. Unlike his passengers, screaming in the back seat....