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My dogs eat some weird stuff

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The bad part is when not all of it comes out of your dog and he/she is running around the house with something hanging out its butt. Don't let your dog eat x-mas decorations.



I had a dog once that ate a handi wipe. There was a point where she had 2 tails. Well, at least she was cleaned out:D

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Usually he eats my daughter's toys. Besides that nothing weird.

But my wife almost slaughtered him this past X-Mas. She and our daughter put the tree up, decorated it. As soon as they were done (after much arguing undoing and redoing it), here come's the dog, he lifted a leg and peed the tree. :ph34r:

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The bad part is when not all of it comes out of your dog and he/she is running around the house with something hanging out its butt. Don't let your dog eat x-mas decorations.



I had a dog once that ate a handi wipe. There was a point where she had 2 tails. Well, at least she was cleaned out:D


Ever heard this joke;

A very proper man started going into the neighborhood drug store every week and buying two-dozen boxes of condoms. Week after week, he would come in with the same order.
One day, the druggist felt he had to say something to the man.
"Wow! You must have the stamina of a bull. Talk about getting lucky. How on earth do you use that many condoms a week?"
The man looked at him in disgust and said, "I beg your pardon, but I find the whole idea of sex repulsive."
So, the druggist asked, "Then what do you do with all those condoms?"
The gentleman answered, "I feed them to my poodle, and now she poops in little plastic bags."

Hmmm, I wonder if it would work with cats as well? No more cleaning 'the box' and trembling with fear everytime you arrive home and realize you've accidentally left the cat in the bedroom again.:)

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I left an empty can of Pepsi on the coffee table not long ago and my Bearded Collied took a bite out of it. I was amazed when I found the can, and the dog was perfectly fine!!!!!!

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My dog eats just about anything. Every now and then she starts to eat the blanket that lines her kennel. She likes bread, popcorn, cereal, and pecans which she cracks herself. She's nibbled on shoes, bras and underwear before also.

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My dog will eat anything I give her. She thinks if I give it to her it must taste good. ;)

The strangest thing she got was when I found her in the cats litter box!! I cant figure out what the hell she was thinking and how cat shit could possibly taste good?!?!?[:/]



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I think my dog wins for the weirdest stuff eaten. He likes to eat my hair (explanation: I have long hair and strands fall onto the floor when I brush it).

Unfortunately, if eats too much we have the same problems as the X-mas decoration scenario [:/].

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Once the neighborhood kids were playing with water balloons and my dog caught one. He ate it and my wife was hysterical. The vet said to watch him and see if he showed signs of discomfort.

For the next 2 days, I would wash down his dropping and look for the balloon. I finally found it and called my wife outside to see the beige-colored balloon. She said "You just put that there, he ate a white balloon." "Ummm...do you remember where the balloon has been for 3 days?" :D

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She said "You just put that there, he ate a white balloon." "Ummm...do you remember where the balloon has been for 3 days?"



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My labs eat Jalapenos, Lettuce, Pickles, Green Onions. Pastrami. Pineapple, Ornage peels. Basically everything that is not nailed to the floor, They Love Brazeal sp? Nuts. Chips of all flavors. Lamb, Steak, Ceaser Salads. Shrimp.

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My dog will eat anything I give her. She thinks if I give it to her it must taste good. ;)

The strangest thing she got was when I found her in the cats litter box!! I cant figure out what the hell she was thinking and how cat shit could possibly taste good?!?!?[:/]



3 words......automatic litter box
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I used to hock big loogies and hold the snot between my index and thumb and make a noice stringy slimy snot that my dog would just eat up and look at me like I had just give her the best snack in the world. It was the funniest god damn thing ever.

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